Professional courtesy.

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

The housewife says "Four."

The accountant says "It's either three or four, let me run it through my spreadsheet again."

The lawyer closes the shutters, turns down the lights, and whispers "What do you want it to be?"

His lips are moving.

The bucket.

Corruption At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.
"Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.
"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated loudly.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."
"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

1. How much money do you have?
2. Where can you get more?
3. Do you have anything you can sell?

A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.
They referred it to Diogenes.
He said: "Let the thief go first, and the executioner follow."

While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted.

"My name is Joshua. What's yours?" asked the first boy.

"Adam," replied the second.

"My daddy is a doctor. What does your daddy do for a living?" asked Joshua.

Adam proudly replied, "My daddy is a lawyer."

"Honest?" asked Joshua.

"No, just the regular kind," replied Adam.

A doctor told her patient that her test results indicated she had a rare disease and only six months to live.
"Isn't there anything I can do?" asked the patient. "Marry a lawyer", the doctor advised, "those will be the longest six months of your life."