What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
About 45 pounds! |
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What is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
About 45 minutes ! |
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What do men and women have in common?
They both distrust men. |
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Burying mother-in-law!
Two friends meet each other on the street.
"hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill.
"I'm coming from the cemetery. I just burried
my mother-in-law" replied Sid.
"I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face schratched all over?".
"It wasn't so easy!" said Sid, "She put on a hell of a fight!" |
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Man asks God!
Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man --- So that you will love them.
Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man --- So that they will love you. |
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"Why are hurricanes normally named after women?"
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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