TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
STUDENT : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
STUDENT : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
Smart Answer?
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
STUDENT : "A teacher".
Sentence starting with "I"
TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
JOHN : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
JOHN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
A history joke
Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA?
Student: The second one!
Dead Sea
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
Student: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!
Homework Excuse
Student: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Student: good, because i didn't do my homework.
Proof: 1+1=1
In a class, a math professor claims that he can prove everything under the assumption that 1+1=1.
A student challenges him: "Then prove that you're the pope!"
He ponders for a moment and then replies: "I am one, and the pope is one. Therefore, the pope and I are one."
First Day At School
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
Smart Reply
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly.
Late Excuse
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
